roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:23am

chevvybar:

breaking a mutual more like

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Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:23am

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:23am

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:23am

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"

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"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"

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"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"

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"The finale provided closure and—"

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Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:22am
moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:21am

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:21am

smoothrayne:

welcometomotherworld:

rosalarian:

stacksofrats:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

yeah this is actually how it goes

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

Would you say it resurfaces

periodically

get out

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:21am

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:20am

wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:19am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:18am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:18am

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:18am
Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:17am

everything—is—awesome:

I stress too much about making sure if everything is perfect & if everyone is happy.

Thursday Aug 28 @ 12:17am
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