mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
breaking a mutual more like
How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
"Ted and Robin were meant to be tog-"
"The Blue French Horn was such a swe-"
"Robin has always loved Ted, even when she rej-"
"The finale provided closure and—"
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
yeah this is actually how it goes
Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.
Would you say it resurfaces
girls who can run in heels should be feared
'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
I stress too much about making sure if everything is perfect & if everyone is happy.